There is nothing left for me to aspire to.

"Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo" (rustyvandura) 05/15/2018 at 14:28 • Filed to: None

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I have discovered that I am now worthy to comment in the black on Jalopnik.

For Sweden > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:34

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o rly

ttyymmnn > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:34

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Just because you can comment on Jalopnik doesn’t mean you should. It’s best just to leave those people alone.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:35

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WilliamsSW > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:35

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Next stop, Jezebel!

fintail > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:36

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Don’t question a wikipedia-schooled “editor” or bash Tesla, you might lose it.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > For Sweden 05/15/2018 at 14:37

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In this competition of measuring each certain human body parts... I’d like to submit my win that literally just happened.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 05/15/2018 at 14:39

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One of us! One of us! One of us!

WilliamsSW > OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars 05/15/2018 at 14:39

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wow next you’ll be too good for us lowly Oppos

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:40

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Yes but do you have hot girls following your? I think not.

Wacko > WilliamsSW 05/15/2018 at 14:40

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I’ve been out the grays for years on Jezeble

I don’t think they know i pee standing up

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > WilliamsSW 05/15/2018 at 14:41

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Bye felicia.

Wacko > fintail 05/15/2018 at 14:41

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I was once ballabanned for calling him a master baiter

Click baiter that is

WilliamsSW > Wacko 05/15/2018 at 14:42

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Clearly not.

npc58501 > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:42

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It’s not all what it’s cracked up to be. In order to be out of the grays on jalopnik, I had to win a share of COTD years ago. Oppo is a nice slice of the interwebs, mostly free of the vile, the nasty and the fucked.

fintail > Wacko 05/15/2018 at 14:47

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Both work.

ttyymmnn > Wacko 05/15/2018 at 14:48

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But you’re supposed to sit down .

MonkeePuzzle > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 14:50

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we’ll see what we can do about this issue

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/15/2018 at 14:56

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#Winning!

BigBlock440 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/15/2018 at 14:58

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Huh, I just checked mine, you-me is following me too. Ok then.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/15/2018 at 14:58

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BigBlock440 05/15/2018 at 15:00

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > For Sweden 05/15/2018 at 15:00

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Will you assist me by providing an interpretation of this?

Wacko > ttyymmnn 05/15/2018 at 15:13

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5 no more penis fly catcher??

that has never happened to me and can’t see how it could happen when you wear underwear or boxers.....

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 05/15/2018 at 15:16

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Not likely as FP is pretty much useless.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > WilliamsSW 05/15/2018 at 15:16

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Nope; been in the black there for a long time now.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/15/2018 at 15:18

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And I thought it was going to be a bad day.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/15/2018 at 15:20

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I must have inadvertently kissed someone’s butt.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > npc58501 05/15/2018 at 15:21

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Real nice slice. I almost never hit the FP.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > MonkeePuzzle 05/15/2018 at 15:23

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In spite of what impression I give in this space, I generally try to be thoughtful in my posts and someone on FP probably thought I was worth the risk.

ttyymmnn > Wacko 05/15/2018 at 15:30

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It happened to my little brother. Had to go to the ER. That was a LONG time ago though.

M.T. Blake > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 15:36

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Makes sense. You had been sending coffee and donuts to their office every Monday. You wheel greasing mother F&*(#$.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > M.T. Blake 05/15/2018 at 15:43

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I am quite surprised, actually. Once upon a time, I outright requested commentatorship from someone and my brother, a well known Oppo, said he doubted that would work. But maybe it did. Being allowed to comment certainly is more of an incentive to visit.

M.T. Blake > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 15:46

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Sooooo what’s their address again? I’ll start sending some goodies if I can get in the black too.

I agree, more of an incentive.

(ARE YOU LISTENING?! CAN YOU HEAR ME DOWN HERE?!)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > M.T. Blake 05/15/2018 at 15:52

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I really try to be thoughtful when I comment. I must have been deemed worthy.

M.T. Blake > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 17:22

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Or it wasn’t just any coffee you were delivering. It was LUWAK coffee!

Kar Wai Wong > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 05/15/2018 at 17:45

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Frankly I’m too scared to click the link.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > M.T. Blake 05/15/2018 at 19:09

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They do cultivate a crop of butt kissers over there...

M.T. Blake > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 05/15/2018 at 20:20

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Haha. Pun (not) intended?